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Your perfect love partner…

June 25, 2010

This is going to get a little racy! Children and those who are weak of heart are advised to leave the room.

All ready? Let’s do this!

HOW TO CHOOSE…
…YOUR PERFECT LOVE PARTNER ON WORLD OF WARCRAFT!

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A Balance Druid
If you like it kinky and exotic.

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A Feral Druid
If you like it fast and wild or slow and steady, all in one package.

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A Restoration Druid
If you like someone who takes it it slow and steady, but ends with a bang!

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A Beast Mastery Hunter
For someone who has one great tool and knows how to use it.

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A Marksmanship Hunter
If you want someone who can always hit the mark.

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A Survival Hunter
For someone who’s unassuming at first, but full of surprises when they get the chance.

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An Arcane Mage
If you like it to do it quickly, wait six seconds, then do it all over again.

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A Fire Mage
If you want it hot, strong and highly explosive all the way through.

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A Frost Mage
For someone who compensates for their lack of options with a very refined technique and surprisingly satisfying results.

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A Holy Paladin
If you like it only one way, over and over and over again.

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A Protection Paladin
If you want to feel completely and utterly safe while doing it.

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A Retribution Paladin
If you want someone who’s easy to find, simple, slightly repetitive in what they do, but very effective by the end of the day if they know what they’re doing.

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A Discipline Priest
For someone who can get you there without you breaking a sweat.

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A Holy Priest
If you like to bask in the afterglow.

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A Shadow Priest
If you like someone who can apply constant pressure and still never lose you.

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An Assassination Rogue
For someone who’s all into the special effects.

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A Combat Rogue
If you like someone who’s fast and furious, and who seems to be in all the right places at the same time.

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A Subtlety Rogue
For someone who can be underwhelming when taken by surprise, yet devastating when they have 20 seconds to get ready.

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An Elemental Shaman
For someone who can spend the entire time standing still and still deliver.

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An Enhancement Shaman
If you like to keep the toys always close by.

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A Restoration Shaman
For a true multitasker.

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An Affliction Warlock
If you like it slow and kinky.

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A Demonology Warlock
If want enough people for a threesome.

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A Destruction Warlock
For someone who can say “Wham! Bam! Thank you ma’am!” with a straight face.

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An Arms Warrior
For someone who never misses a beat.

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A Fury Warrior
If you want someone who’s really good with both hands.

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A Protection Warrior
If you want someone who’s ready for everything and can just keep going on and on.

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WRATH OF THE LICH KING BONUS ROUND!

A Blood Death Knight
For someone who seems to get even better the more tired you are.

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A Frost Death Knight
If you want something a little more modest with double the potential.

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An Unholy Death Knight
If you don’t mind wearing protection.

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(Bored? Who, me?)

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Lumia permalink
    June 27, 2010 17:34

    Great! But wouldn’t a resto shaman be for the person who doesn’t mind bringing a few friends along? =3

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